Jacking For Posts: 10 Artists Who Should Sign To Young Money/Cash Money Tomorrow

Two for one!

It’s been a busy week for everyone’s favorite rapper-turned-rocker-turned-fashion designer, Lil’ Wayne. He signed Christina Milian to his label, performed at the Grammys and, if rumours are to be believed, got engaged to his girlfriend and broke up a fight between Common and Drake, presumably all while doing kick flips and having mixed children. Most notable of these ‘accomplishments’ is the signing of Mrs. Milian to Young Money, a team that has been steadily adding members to its roster throughout 2011 in order to help get features on Tyga’s album without having to pay royalties. Mystikal and Busta Rhymes are just two of the big-name artists who surprised the industry by pledging their allegiance to Birdman and Cash Money, but we at brokencool have come up with a list of ten more “rappers” whose career might benefit from a YMCMB hoodie.

Hurricane Chris AKA A Bay Bay!

According to his Wikipedia article, the Louisiana native came up with his nickname because of his ability to rap fast and twist the words, “like a hurricane had just blown through”. This absolute lack of irony should appeal to Lil’ Wayne, who would appreciate another young career to ruin. His soon to be released mixtape is set to feature Mystikal and Lil’ Twist so he’s clearly already half way to signing, they just need to order some extra-extra-small YMCMB t-shirts first.

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