Apr 30 2012
Written by Kid Fury
We all remember those ugly rumors started by toad-faced bloggers and haters alike, when Beyoncé appeared on an Australian show and folks thought she was sporting a prosthetic baby bump. Some people assumed there was a surrogate mother somewhere waiting to deliver The Holy Carter, instead of having Bey damage her walls.
Well Mother Peach Cream Baroness of Wig Collection is still unbothered by these lies. Blue Ivy has arrived from her yet immaculate womb and the legacy of Creole mother/daughter slayage has begun. Stay mad about it.
“That was crazy. It wasn’t hurtful, it was just crazy,” The Queen Bey tells PEOPLE magazine. “[I thought] ‘Where did they come up with this?’”
Of course, the real terror is Miss Tina Knowles. Don’t mess with her young bloods and think you won’t get a Dereon heel to the groin.
“I thought it was very unfair and very cruel that someone would think that someone would be that diabolical to keep up a charade like that for nine months,” she said in the interview. ”As a mother it was painful for me to hear the crazy rumors. And I even had people ask me, which was so ridiculous.
“It was a fabric that folded — does fabric not fold? Oh my gosh, so stupid.”
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