Posted by Newson 05/10/2012 at 12:45 PM
Cue the reality show credits with the LMFAO-produced theme song. Yes, boys and girls, it appears that after years of running around and trifling with foolishness, Kanye West is finally thinking about settling down with a nice, respectable girl—specifically, Kim Kardashian. The inseparable-for-months (weeks? We must be up to months by now, right?) couple seem close to tying the knot, as US Weekly reports that Kanye is already hinting at the likely civil union in a guest verse on an upcoming Pusha T track. “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.” Meanwhile, an anonymous second source (BIG UP YOURSELF ANONYMOUS SECOND SOURCE!!) says, “Kim and Kanye are 100 percent having conversations about marriage.”
Well, this is obviously great news. Pop culture is just a better place to live in with these two crazy kids living out a reality show in the tabloids and the blogs and whatnot—who even needs cameras, really? And imagine if they did get hitched, the suspense as their marriage approached the 72 day mark…just too good. (By the way, Kanye, there are some perfectly lovely non-white wedding dresses. Don’t be putting Kim in a box like that.)
To commemorate, enjoy some ridiculous photos of Kim and Kanye walking together and losing their pants and such:
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